Hearing that I write about food, Beatriz introduced me to young Nino di Constanzo, Terme's 3-Michelin-star-winning chef. I 'interviewed' him for fun, and he promised to cook for me. So, on my last night, Maria, the thirty-year-old scion of the Polito family, who owns and runs Terme, invited me and her gregarious father Giacomo, to showcase Nino's talents. After cocktails in the bar, we moved to champagne and appetisers at the Chef's Table in the state-of-the-art kitchen, then proceeded to the private dining room of Il Mosaico, where the table was set for eight. Once seated, we were offered a 'water men' - so many designer brands - followed by the most stupendous meal I've eaten. Bar none. Eleven courses, paired with wines, each one served on a distinctive Murano glass dish, personally designed by Nino, works of art unlike dinnerware anywhere. The food was visually stunning too, colour-coordinated on the plate, reflecting an artist's palette. The tastes were subtle and surprising, the combinations novel but authentically Ischian. As we ooh-ed and aah-ed over each offering, another succulent one followed. I got special, corresponding vegetarian courses. The five-hour meal concluded with the grandest flourish a plateful of multi-piece desserts, each one a unique sculptural marvel, a joke-y evocation of Ischia or current affairs, created by Antonino Maresca, the pastry chef, who ran his own separate kitchen that I visited afterwards.