A big comfy car collects you at the airport, hauling you away before the tourist drones on your flight get underfoot in their haste to clamber aboard their big buses. The chauffeur gives you a cold towel, asks you whether you want your water cold or at room temperature, adjusts the stereo and the air-conditioning to your comfort, and only then proceeds to drive. Agreeably over the top, I think you&rsquoll agree, and much in keeping with the opinion you probably already have of the Leela group ostentatious, given to big lobbies and basic coloured concrete domes and other faintly absurd conceits, but fully committed to your comfort. And then, it gets even better.