We knew we had left Delhi behind, soon after we left the Hapur bypass onto a track that really tested the car's suspension, Tribhuvan got out to buy cigarettes and there was no Wills Navy Cut. Of course, I hadn't believed it was possible. We had only been driving an hour and a half out of the city, and for the first half of those, Delhi/NCR gave way grudgingly, the malls refusing to end, and then for the next half an hour there was only the industrial squalor and masses of plastic waste of Ghaziabad. But then we were on a 'country road', with sugarcane growing tall on either side and a bail gaadi ambling past us, and finally we were in Kuchesar in western Uttar Pradesh, the most unlikely setting for a heritage hotel.