Bas thodi si charhai hai, ji (there&rsquos only a little bit of climbing). Each time a pahadi man uttered those reassuring words, the barometer of suspicion in my head would go shooting up. I was walking in the mountains after a decade. Ten years of city sloth and self-indulgence and even a minor incline becomes a major pulmonary project. Then, a phrase like &lsquothodi si&rsquo calls for careful parsing exactly how little, for how long, and from whose point of view As I put one dogged foot in front of the other and braced my lungs for another assault, one part of my mind mulled over the relativity of time and space and the subjectivity of human perception. The other part kicked me in the butt for having agreed to go on this trip.