The rules of the road

If you&rsquore a speed fanatic, you may as well give Switzerland a pass and head to Germany instead. &ldquoLocals head for the autobahn just across the border&mdashthey can&rsquot zip these here,&rdquo says Lucas Huck. We&rsquove just rolled into the tiny resort village of Ascona in the Italian-speaking canton of Ticino, where cobblestoned thoroughfares and centuries-old Renaissance-style houses share space with Ferraris, Maseratis and Porsches. A Monaco-like feel, if you will the kind of place where a Lamborghini purrs by on a medieval promenade, its low rumble just audible above conversations emanating from the restaurants facing the lake.

Huck&mdasha twenty-something Masters student from Lucerne&mdashand I are supping at the Osteria Nostrana, at the Piazza, facing Lake Maggiore. &ldquoThere aren&rsquot any racetracks in Switzerland either,&rdquo he adds. &ldquoI think it&rsquos because we don&rsquot want to encourage any reckless behaviour on the roads.&rdquo Given that&mdashand the all-pervasive speed limits&mdashthe sheer ubiquity of supercars in Ascona, or for that matter in all the Swiss cities Huck and I have driven through, is quite astonishing.

Ascona is our penultimate pit-stop on a road trip that began 11 days and 850 kilometres back in Geneva and will end the next day in the city of Lugano. Along the way we&rsquove wound our way through mountain roads to the Alpine resort town of St. Moritz clambered down into a subterranean cheese grotto in Gstaad gaped at Chinese tourists walking out of Interlaken&rsquos high-end watch and fashion boutiques with shopping bags in tow chugged our way up to the highest train station in the world at Jungfraujoch relaxed in a hot-water pool which draws water from a natural geyser in a luxury resort in Bad Ragaz gorged on fondue in Lucerne shopped in Zurich befriended a cat on a meadow in St. Gallen had a veritable feast a stone&rsquos throw from the summit of the highest peak in the Eastern Alps (Piz Bernina) and stopped for grand repasts at some extraordinary restaurants. I suspect my hosts&mdashSwiss Tourism and Cox & Kings&mdashon being informed that I hadn&rsquot been to the country before, connived to put together as expansive a smorgasbord of Swiss experiences as they could conjure. No coincidence though &lsquoThe Grand Tour of Switzerland&rsquo is what the tourism board is promoting in 2015&mdashand you can do it by using public transport with a Swiss Travel Pass or by road. And that&rsquos what we&rsquove embarked upon.

The Lake Geneva region is as good a place to start on a road trip in this country there&rsquos a stunning mix of hill and coastal roads that wind along the shores of Lake Geneva passing through vineyards, villages with Baroque-style citadels and outstanding restaurants. One such gem, hidden in a corner of the village of Epesses is the Auberge du Vigneron&mdashwhere we&rsquore served fresh fish from the lake and braised patties of Tomme cheese for lunch. &ldquoDon&rsquot worry about the calories, you will burn it off with your yoga&rdquo says Lorena Scamara, a wild-eyed Montreux girl who&rsquos showing us around. Scamara is perplexed when informed that not all Indians practice yoga by her own admission, she&rsquos &ldquonot too bad,&rdquo and does an extreme version of vrikshasana till her shin touches her forehead. Scamara drives the familiar Suzuki Swift, but prefers her bicycle for runabouts in town.

Driving doesn&rsquot seem to be a very popular recreational activity here. No matter which city we passed through, we saw people walking, taking trams, boarding buses, and getting onto trains and boats. They do drive, but less than they cycle, and much less than they walk&mdashand if they could, they&rsquod just like to ski everywhere downhill, cross-country, slalom, you name it.

We&rsquore the only non-skiers in the cable car to Piz Bernina (4049 mts)&mdashthe highest peak in the Eastern Alps&mdash which is full of entire families. A Swiss family day out appears to be all about getting out there and hitting the slopes. &ldquoI practice draughts on my phone, whenever I&rsquom free,&rdquo says the cable-car operator&mdasha gray-haired man who&rsquos had enough of the spectacular views. Last year he was ranked in the top-200 in the board game&rsquos world rankings. That&rsquos his thing. Everyone in Switzerland, it seems, has a &lsquothing.&rsquo What Joseph Campbell called &lsquofollowing your bliss&rsquo is in ample evidence here.

Like Nadine Degen, a millennial and a Bern resident who, along with a few friends, took over a defunct distillery and brews beer in her spare time. The Wabr&aumlu micro-brewery has become so popular that there&rsquos not enough ale to go around on the weekends&mdashthe only days it&rsquos open. &ldquoWe don&rsquot want to make more beer, or work harder, or make this into some sort of a big business,&ldquo says Degen while pouring us mugs of her dark wheat quaff. &ldquoThis isn&rsquot our day job, it&rsquos what we do for fun, and it would change in character if it became more than that.&ldquo How does one measure quality of life Ask the Swiss.

Crazy traffic,&rdquo says Huck, visibly agitated, as we enter Bern. The Swiss capital does have more vehicles on the road&mdasha bit like Delhi on an early Sunday morning. Huck&rsquos obviously never been to Asia, but he has studied in the United States and travelled all over Europe. &ldquoThe trouble with being born and brought up in Switzerland is that when you travel, you end up wondering what&rsquos wrong with the world,&rdquo he says as we pull into an exorbitantly priced parking lot in Bern (parking rates differ by location and can go up to as much as CHF7-8 per hour). It&rsquos not difficult to fathom why he feels like that the sense of order, civility, near-perfect infrastructure and citizenry that unfailingly plays by the rules, is par for the course in this country. It helps that Switzerland hasn&rsquot been ravaged by any wars in the last half millennia per capita income and life expectancy are amongst the highest in the world and it&rsquos emerged largely unscathed by the financial crisis that has Europe on edge.

On the road to Lucerne, there&rsquos no scope for indulging in any puerile fascination with speed. Anywhere in the country for that matter, speed limits are strictly enforced typically 120kmph on the motorway 60-80kmph on smaller roads and 40kmph within cities and when you&rsquore passing through villages. Doing 120kmph on a motorway feels way more sedate than doing half that on a scenic country road and that&mdashalong with the gorgeous landscape and scenes of local life&mdashmake the latter a much more rewarding proposition. Lucerne has a real holiday feel, with a lovely lake, supercars zipping around and roadside caf&eacutes brimming with folk soaking in the sun. As far as picturesque drives go, it&rsquos nigh impossible to rank one over the other in Switzerland. But the mountain dashes up to the village of Gstaad, or to glitzy St. Moritz, are most fun simply because the speed limits are high enough to have a go at the twisties. Gstaad itself is literally a village that transforms into a buzzing resort town in the winter months. A surfeit of gentle and difficult slopes (and everything in between), make it one of the country&rsquos top winter sport destinations. Of course, if you&rsquore a Bollywood star, you come here just for the anonymity Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor&mdashwho reportedly own a chalet here&mdashare known to pop by on long weekends.

Switzerland is everything it&rsquos cracked up to be stunning even by European standards and ultra-sanitised to the extent that you can pretty much drink water from anywhere&mdashthe streams, the lakes, or the tap in the loo. And while a drive is a great way to get an overview of the country, it&rsquos the outdoorsy stuff in which the fun really lies. In St. Gallen, for example, you can rent a cycle, and, over four days, do a loop around Lake Constance pedalling through parts of Austria, Germany and Liechtenstein.

We did nothing of the sort, and after ten days on the road, entered Ascona&mdasha village that&rsquos perfect for winding down after a hectic trip. In fact, even if I&rsquod had a say in the itinerary, the slightly laidback Ticino&mdashand our stops in the canton Locarno, Alcona and Lugano&mdashwould still have been the perfect exit line from Switzerland. Ticino residents don&rsquot take well to being compared to Italians&mdashit&rsquos almost a slur. But I certainly don&rsquot mean it as one the canton has taken the best from both cultures. Public transport runs on time and Swiss efficiency is in evidence everywhere, but there&rsquos an unmistakable easygoing vibe that you won&rsquot find elsewhere in Switzerland. While the Swiss could never be called stiff, they loosen their ties a bit more easily in Ticino.

A &lsquoGrand Tour&rsquo of Switzerland, needs months if you ask me, or anyone whose notion of travel involves immersion and time. I would certainly not recommend driving through eight Swiss cities in 11 days, but if you must fit in an inordinate number of cities, sights and activities into a short time, then driving is certainly the most convenient way to do it. Do consider the trains, though&mdashthe few places those can&rsquot take you to are accessible via cable-car transfers. If you can, stick to one canton, and explore the landscape like the Swiss do&mdashon foot or a bicycle. With all that cheese, you&rsquore going to need the workout.

The information

Getting there Most international carriers operate one- and two-stop flights (from Rs 23,000) to Swiss cities from India. Only SWISS (www.swiss.com) and Air India (www.airindia.in) operate non-stop flights (from Rs 35,000) from Delhi and Mumbai to Zurich.

Visa A Swiss Schengen Visa is required for Indian nationals. Application forms can be downloaded from www.vfsglobal.ch/switzerland/india and submitted at a VFS Centre.

Currency 1 Swiss Franc (CHF) = Rs 68

The grand tour A fantastic way to get an overview of Switzerland, encompassing major cities and lots of smaller towns and villages along the way. Consider the entire itinerary if you&rsquove got at least a fortnight, else pick and choose a region or two (www.grandtraintour.swisstravelsystem.com). Cox & Kings (www.coxandkings.com) put my trip together end-to-end and offers two options by train (Rs 1,52,500 12D/11N) and self-drive (Rs 1,25,000 6D/5N mid-sized sedan). The rates include car rental, air tickets and visa charges.

Getting around If you&rsquore planning a road trip, Europcar (www.europcar.com) and Hertz(www.hertz.com) have the biggest network in Switzerland. Expect to pay in the region of CHF100 onwards a day for a hatchback, going up to twice as much for a luxury sedan. An Indian driving licence is valid as long as it&rsquos in English you will also need travel insurance cover that includes road accidents to rent a car. The Swiss Travel Pass (CHF440 valid for 15 days www.swisstravelsystem.com) gets you access to all trains, buses and boats, including scenic train routes such as the Glacier Express, Bernina Express, Golden Pass Line or Wilhelm Tell Express. It&rsquos also vaild for public transport within cities.

Where to stay We scrimped on hotels and ate at fancy restaurants. Some like The Steigenberger Alpenhotel and Spa (from CHF118 www.gstaad-saanen.steigenberger.ch) in Gstaad were fantastic. Interlaken&rsquos Goldy Hotel (from CHF130 www.goldey.ch) with its basic rooms seems like a cheapie until you see the tariff&mdashInterlaken is expensive even by Swiss standards. At Bad Ragaz, the place to stay is the Grand Resort (from CHF400 www.resortragaz.ch). We stayed at the more modest but lovely Sorell Hotel Tamina (from CHF140 www.hoteltamina.ch) in the town centre.

Where to eat The Auberge du Vigneron (www.aubergeduvigneron.ch) in Epesses village on the banks of Lake Geneva is worth driving to even if it&rsquos not on your route. To taste the finest Alpine cheese, head to the Molkerei Gstaad (www.molkerei-gstaad.ch).

The Granary (www.kornhauskeller.ch) in Bern is as much a national monument as a restaurant order the famous Bernese Platter and admire the striking M&uumlnger frescos while you wait.

The Restaurant Hiltl (www.hiltl.ch) in Zurich claims to be the oldest (estd.1898) vegetarian restaurant in the world you&rsquoll even find Indian food if you&rsquore craving for some.For a meal steeped in history, try the Z&uumlrcher Geschnetzeltes (sliced meat in gravy) at the Zunfthaus zur Waag (www.zunfthaus-zur-waag.ch).

The Excursion Restaurant (41-71-222-2934) set on a remote meadow in St. Gallen is worth going to just for the location, if not for the Ravioli.

You can&rsquot miss the Osteria Nostrana (41-91-791-5158) at the Piazza in Ascona, and the outdoor seating area is perfect for people-watching.

In Lugano, take a boat ride to Caprino and have lunch by the lakeside at the lovely Grotto S. Rocco (www.grottosanrocco.ch).

You must binge on fondue at least once on your trip, and there&rsquos no better place to do that than the Fondue House (www.fondue-house.ch) in Lucerne.

TOP TIP If you&rsquore planning to drive, consider getting an international licence before you leave, especially if you intend to rent a high-end car. Europcar insisted on one before letting us rent an Audi A8. On the road you&rsquoll get comfortable with driving on the right soon enough, but pay special attention at the roundabouts&mdashtaking them the other way around is quite tricky.