I am walking up to Gwalior Fort from the southeastern Urwahi Gate. "Gwalior is a horrible town," the autorickshaw driver informed me bluntly on the way. "I am a B.Com graduate but there aren't any jobs. There's bad electricity, diesel pollution, no traffic rules, and nothing to do. I want to go back to Meerut." Our hotel waiter was grinning from ear to ear at the thought of leaving. "My uncle is ill so I'm going back to Simla." Tom, toiling up behind me, is a German student who has driven to India alone, in a Fiat he rescued from the scrapyard. He crossed Iran, the Afghan border, and Pakistan, without so much as a flat tire - until some jerk smashed his windscreen in Gwalior. Now he looks grumpy.