For an impossible tangle of dhows laden high with produce that smells of wet earth and mornings, business at Srinagar&rsquos floating vegetable market is carried out with surprising ease. Bargains are struck. Weather and well-being discussed. And moist paper bills exchanged with such gentility, it would make the May Queens blush purple. The scruffy zamindars (loosely used for farmers and landowners in Kashmir) in oversize grey and dust-coloured phirans trade courtesies and heads of large-leaved karam saag with gnarled bottoms, mint, coriander, squat pink bulbs of radish and fibrous tubes of pallid white nadru (lotus stems), bobbing up and down on rippled gold. Yet, absurdly, I spend the better part of that charmed, recommended-by-every-guidebook-on-the-planet hour, pushing, shoving and ducking murderous bows of busy boats.