But I haven't gotten to the best part of my trip yet. My debut Shanghai trip will forever be etched in my memory as the moment I fell in love...with the Toto automatic potty. Thank you, Andaz. Considering its $10,000 a pop, it's no surprise I hadn't had the pleasure before (and, no, I haven't been to toilet utopia. JapanAndazTokyo, are you listening?). Our sorry lives are sorrier without this marvel of civilisation. Here's a potty that lifts up its lid in greeting as you approach, warms the seat to a derriere friendly temperature, washes and dries you at the press of a button, then flushes itself and shuts the lid. And it can play a tune or two. Okay, okay, there was much more to Shanghai I had barely scratched the surface. And that's why I can't figure out why busloads of tourists simply rush through. Shanghai is cosmopolitan and lively, a true world city made up of a million fleeting and memorable encounters, and it needs to be savoured slowly. And, if you're lucky, over several visits.