Smoking woes

Enpee is tired of her husband&rsquos macho Zippo which just won&rsquot do its job and demanded that I get her a whole box of disposable BIC lighters. Her husband also has a habit of spiriting away ashtrays in order to clean them just when she has happily settled into her rocking chair with a cigarette. Enpee has complained bitterly about this &ldquoashtray insensitivity&rdquo so I decided to get her her very own pocket ashtray which springs open at the press of a button and presents a cigarette rest, allows her to tip the ash into it, shut it and slip it into her pocket. What&rsquos more she can clean it only when she wants to clean it. I bought it for &euro 5 in a souvenir shop in Amsterdam.