What is it about having a lovely meal next to water that adds so much to the experience Perhaps it&rsquos just a happy trick of the light, though I&rsquom thinking it has to be some additional alchemy that makes the dining so much nicer. The food doesn&rsquot hurt certainly Chef Chandra has been spoiling me with masala fried prawns, chicken in black pepper, Kerala-style beef, mutton and fish, and I&rsquom already wondering how to work all these delights off my waistline. I&rsquom at The Zuri Resort and Spa at Kumarakom, on the shores of Lake Vembanad, the most well-known of Kerala&rsquos backwaters, and my hosts assure me as they fill my plate yet again that there will be many ways I can eat this well and stay healthy.
I smack down my inner cynic and listen to what they have to say. I&rsquom warned with a smile that dinner will be even better than lunch, so I have even more motivation to explore both the &lsquoresort&rsquo and &lsquospa&rsquo terms. And indeed the gym is a delight. I get to spend a fabulous 40 minutes in the gym. I&rsquom still recovering from an ankle injury I picked up in my last race, so I can&rsquot let it rip. But who cares when there&rsquos a gym with a view like this, arguably the second-best view the resort has on offer (The best isn&rsquot as grand, but it&rsquos lovely and intimate the view from the pool in a lakeshore villa.)
It&rsquos just the right time of the evening, and as I work off my lunch, there&rsquos the majesty of a sunset over Lake Vembanad, with the hotel&rsquos gateway-like structure limned in evening&rsquos pale gold. It&rsquos just stunning, and after I&rsquove wound down a bit and had a quick shower, it works as just the ideal mood setter for the massage that comes next. Kerala has a long and now world-famous tradition of Ayurvedic massage, and as with any such tradition, virtually every resort offers it, quacks abound and the much-touted benefits seem iffy. I&rsquom no expert on such treatments, but I&rsquove seen enough to recognise the real deal. In fact the spa&rsquos Ayurvedic rejuvenation massage is so relaxing that I sign up for another treatment the following day, just to see what their spa offers in the non-Ayurvedic space. For research purposes only, I keep telling myself.
So in that spirit I conduct more research that evening into a wonderful non-vegetarian interpretation of the traditional Kerala sadhya, or grand festive meal, knowing that my indulgences and sins are to be kneaded out of my limbs in the not-too-distant future. There is a demonstration of Kalaripayattu, Kerala&rsquos ancient martial art, a precursor to most Asian martial art traditions. The sight of whipcord bodies glistening by the firelight, evading flashing steel and whirring clubs with warp speed is gorgeous enough to make me reconsider the second helpings of mutton ularthiyathu (mutton in a tomato-based curry) and pavakkamezhukkupuratti (a wonderful dry bitter gourd dish)I had been contemplating. But only briefly, though all that fitness is fine to look at, but great food must never be ignored.
And in any case there is the gym and the spa for the next day. I&rsquom feeling virtuous the following morning after a light workout and a fruit breakfast. The Cloud 9 massage that follows is as good as the branding might suggest. Mine isn&rsquot an isolated opinion. The spa at The Zuri Kumarakom has twice ranked No. 1 among Indian resort spas, in 2007 and in 2008, in audited ratings by the Asia Spa Awards, an industry body. All this cosseting does come at a price, so it&rsquos worth asking is it expensive Well, yes, but it&rsquos worth taking a hard look at what you&rsquore getting for your money. For the market it aims to serve, The Zuri Resort and Spa does a great job. While they&rsquore on holiday, lots of my successful corporate friends like their exotica in bite-sized doses, with lots of pampering in between I&rsquod have no hesitation in recommending The Zuri to them.
My backpacker pals would perhaps find little here, and The Zuri&rsquos certainly not for those who wouldn&rsquot quite appreciate the sense of secluded luxury the hotel offers its guests. And that secluded luxury is important. Kerala, like many of the world&rsquos beautiful places, is still finding the balance between local conservatism and the need to welcome guests. So while it doesn&rsquot have as many grim stories as the more overtly aggressive North, the state still isn&rsquot the greatest place for female travellers. That&rsquos where the advantage of going either boutique or luxury in your choices is actually a much bigger deal than it is in, say Goa or the North &mdash because in Kerala the only fail-safe way for a traveller, especially a woman, to get &lsquome&rsquo time is to go upmarket. So here, the step up from mid-range to upmarket in the quality of the guest experience is huge, and any upmarket resort that gets its service and pricing right is offering a quite tempting package of comfort and insulation from the more trying bits of the Indian holiday experience. You could spend lazy days at The Zuri watch Kathakali and Kalaripayattu, eat your fill of appams and prawn curry, chat in leisurely fashion with lots of locals, and still be essentially insulated from the fact that you&rsquore living in one of the most crowded places on earth. Whether you&rsquore a one-off boutique or a brand spread over various international properties, this isn&rsquot easy to pull off consistently well, but so far The Zuri Kumarakom definitely gets our vote.
The information
Where Eastern shore of Vembanad Lake, Kumarakom (65km from Kochi)
Accommodation 18 rooms, 16 deluxe rooms, 28 cottages, 10 pool villas
Tariff Rs 17,000 (rooms),Rs 18,500 (deluxe rooms),Rs 23,000 (cottages),Rs 75,000(villas)
Contact 0481-2527272,www.thezurihotels.com
