Luxury shopper--s delight--Central Embassy mall, Bangkok

A few years ago, I went to Bangkok to visit a mall. And lived to tell the tale (OT, Feb 2013). A few months ago, I went to Bangkok to visit another mall. I have lived, and will now tell you a tale of an incredible thing a super-luxury mall that a super-snobbish person was pleased to visit.

Don&rsquot get me wrong, my snobbery is usually of the reverse kind, featuring a failure to comprehend the wealthy person&rsquos penchant for inexplicably expensive products. But the brand-new Central Embassy mall in the heart of Bangkok&rsquos mall &lsquostrip&rsquo takes luxury a step further&mdashit&rsquos so refined, so &uumlber-luxurious, that it virtually defies the common or garden-rich shopper&rsquos genuflection before the god of exclusive consumerism.

To start with, the building is a stunner. I am told that its architects derived inspiration from the infinity symbol, Thai temple roofs, Thai silk, 3D technology, the modern skyscraper&hellipThe result of this confused, eclectic inspiration is, well, inspired an elegantly curving, brilliantly shimmering, and beguilingly flowy structure. You enter into a space that was described by someone as &ldquoover-the-top minimalism.&rdquo I loved it

the continuing curves, the generous white spaces, the non-intimidating lowish-rise that ends at a modest eight storeys, the discreet art installations. All tricksily convey a sense of naturalness, of culture and sensitivity, in the very epitome of a highly unnatural environment. You could just take in all of this and leave.

But you shouldn&rsquot, of course. I&rsquoll save the best for last, and first, address that baffling constituency&mdashluxury shoppers, who may understandably be equally baffled thus far. Even my prejudiced eyes can see that a visit to the Central Embassy mall should be in the nature of a pilgrimage. This is the next level of luxury retail, and features broadly three kinds of stores. The flagships include Chanel&rsquos largest store in Thailand, Herm&egraves&rsquo flagship with the widest range, Prada&rsquos flagship spread across two levels, Moschino&rsquos flagship with first-line and special-design products also Miu Miu, Mulberry, Tom Ford, Red Valentino, Vivienne Westwood and more. High-street brands are present, but in a larger and/or more exclusive avatar Zara&rsquos largest store Levi&rsquos Vintage, which is only the second such store in the world after Japan.

Then there are new-to-market brands Isabel Marant, Repetto, Paul, Linda Farrow, TOMS Shoes. This dazzling array is spread from Levels Ground to 3 Level 4 is devoted to lifestyle and beauty brands including Moga Aveda, Motif, Jaspal Home and the like. Level 5 is where you take a break&mdashto sample the wares at famed eateries such as Din Tai Fung, Great American Rib, ChikaLicious Dessert Bar, The Girl & The Pig, Somboon Seafood and many more&mdashand then to be charmed by Thai cutting-edge fashion and home products at the &lsquonew concept&rsquo Siwilai store.

For rarefied entertainment, one must ascend to the very heights of this temple to all things super-fine. The &lsquoEmbassy Diplomat Screens&rsquo on Level 6 is a collection of five cinema theatres, which can hold a maximum of 30-50 persons. &lsquoSeats&rsquo at these theatres cost from 1,500 baht, and are seats only in the sense that one can certainly place one&rsquos posterior on them in one of their &lsquoCoCoon&rsquo seats, they bid you &ldquoforget business class.&rdquo How to better First Class then Why, by heading to Hall 1, where you can expect to recline languorously on a &lsquoGrand Sofa&rsquo or a &lsquoLoft Bed&rsquo or a &lsquoLarge Day Bed&rsquo or a&hellipyou get the idea. Naturally, there are also such bare necessities as a private bar, headphones that provide language options, complimentary beverages and so on.

Then, for one last time you must arise, and descend, into the lowest levels. If there is a hell on earth, let it be here, let it be here, let it be here gluttony was never this gratifying. At the fabulous Eathai, Bangkok&rsquos famed street food meets the equally famous, but sanitised version available in malls such as Siam Paragon, resulting in the next level of local-cuisine eating. Spread over 5,000 sq m, Eathai is a refined version of a food court. It is divided into three sections one space devoted to carts selling street food another with kitchen counters peddling wares from all parts of Thailand and the third selling packaged food products (great for gifts). At first sight the mind boggles, being confronted with a dazzling array of dishes from Central Thailand (tom yum goong, yum pla salad, etc), North (spicy sausage, egg noodle curry soup), Esan South (charcoal grilled chicken), Esan North (pounded prawn on sugar cane), South (bamboo shoot and fish yellow curry). Apart from the regional counters, there are also counters that serve exclusively seafood and, yes, vegetarian dishes. Luxury food eats a hole in your wallet, right Wrong prices start from 80 baht for a soup, and from 100 baht for mains. Eathai is a deep-concept sort of place so, not unexpectedly, it also features the fascinating Issaya cookery studio.

The whole of this awe-inspiring edifice will be complete when its 37-storey Tower opens this year, where the 6-star Park Hyatt will welcome luxury-livers in its 222 all-suite accommodation. The high life indeed.

The information

Central Embassy, 1031 Ploenchit road, Pathumwan accessible via either Ploenchit or Chid Lom BTS Skytrain stations www.centralembassy.com