Picture this. Seated at a corner table, in front of French windows that look onto the longest, bluest pool you&rsquove seen in a while, fringed on one end by a row of palms, you can see the sea, frothy and emerald, with a backdrop of heavy, early afternoon, pre-cloudburst clouds. Against this almost completely absorbing scene, your eye catches a bit of poolside romance a leggy, bikini-clad woman climbs out of the pool, her elbow-high red-white Swarovski-studded Just Married bangles clattering against the sides, her mock indignation rendering the exit even more difficult. A fleshy young man paws unsophisticatedly at her thigh, then, exhausted at the effort, slides back against the side of the pool and watches his wife&rsquos retreating behind. She giggles, casting a fluttery eye in his direction, when he attempts to splash some water at her. It begins to pour and she jumps up from her sun-bed with a towel for her husband, all squabbles forgotten as she rubs him tenderly dry.