But never mind the wiki-trivia, the joy of Bekonscot lies not in its literary or royal associations. There are no funfair rides here, no whirling carousels or vertiginous rollercoasters, no virtual reality machines, no multimedia displays. There's a shop selling locally made tubs of ice cream, and a little playground for the kids to romp around on. There's a souvenir shop &mdash housed in an old railway carriage parked at the entrance &mdash that sells Thomas the Tank Engine badges and novelty pencils. And that's about it. But the main thing about Bekonscot is it's small. And there's something about smallness itself that is enchanting, magical. I station myself at the entrance and watch children as they first enter the look on their faces is worth the price of a ticket. For a fraction of a second they stop dead in their tracks, mouths in an 'o' of amazement, unable to believe their eyes. And then they're off &mdash chasing trains, pointing out all the tiny details that adults skim over the tiger cubs in their enclosure in the zoo, the coal on the conveyor belt in the little mining village in one corner, the cable car and mountaineers scaling a rocking incline, the smoke that billows every 15 minutes from the roof of a thatched cottage and the firemen at the scene, the bandstand on the pier, the choir singing somewhere inside the cathedral on the hill... There's a cricket match and tennis, bowls and rugby and netball, a fox hunt, gypsy caravans and grocery delivery trucks, schools and hospitals and shops with silly names (Lee Key Plumbers, and the like), there are farmyards and funfairs, an airport with bi-planes parked on the runway, fishing boats and yachts, potteries and shire horses ploughing a field, a watermill and a working windmill gently turning its sail on the gentle Buckinghamshire breeze.