For someone who works in a school of diplomacy, I got off to an amateurish start. &ldquoI&rsquom sorry I took so long They questioned me so much at immigration. Do you know my housemate was interrogated in Cairo by the Mukhabarat and...ouch&rdquo My friend SK, whom I had travelled to Damascus to visit, pinched me quietly and hard, looking straight ahead as we settled into the backseat of her hired car for the long drive into the city. &ldquoDon&rsquot talk about the Mukhabarat in Syria,&rdquo she said firmly later on, referring to the dreaded intelligence agency that is a standard feature of the political landscape in authoritarian Middle Eastern states. &ldquoI don&rsquot know what my driver&rsquos sympathies are. And don&rsquot use the &lsquoI&rsquo word here.&rdquo &ldquoThe &lsquoI&rsquo word&rdquo I ask puzzled. &ldquoIndia&rdquo SK shakes her head. &ldquoIran Iraq&rdquo SK rolls her eyes, exasperated. &ldquoIsrael, you idiot,&rdquo she hisses. &ldquoHave you ever visited Occupied Palestine&rdquo I recalled my visa form asking, as a penny dropped somewhere in the inner recesses of my naïve brain.