In a city that has seen so many pants-down surrenders &mdash the French, the Americans, the Southern republic &mdash it&rsquos plain that Saigon is still her own mistress. The broader boulevards, remorselessly commercial, are emblazoned with all the gigantic slogans of globalisation. It&rsquos really only in the former Presidential Palace that I feel the presence of that Old Time Socialism. Now called the Reunification Palace, the building is a coolly accomplished piece of architectural modernism the suave cold war capitalism of the sixties and seventies, and its flirtation with praetorian regimes. But some genius apparatchik deserves the Order of Lenin for the brainwave of preserving the palace &mdash its throne rooms and banquet halls, casinos and war rooms &mdash frozen in that moment of triumph and emasculation, on the thirtieth of April, 1975. Apparently they still use it for state banquets.
The palace really gives me the chills but I storm all five floors and the labyrinthine basement bunkers in ten minutes flat. I&rsquom even quicker at the nearby War Remnants Museum, and at the now innocuous Pho Binh noodle shop &mdash a secret Viet Cong HQ in the Tet Offensive. Here I interrupt the proprietor at his lunch but he graciously shows me pictures of his father, Ngo Toai, who died three years ago, a decorated Hero of the Revolution, and I inscribe my hasty gratitude in the Visitors Book. Outside, I interrupt my cyclo driver&rsquos cigarette break again. It&rsquos a widespread nugget of tourist apocrypha that HCMC&rsquos cyclo men are mostly South Vietnamese ARVN veterans, reduced to this profession by the justice of the victors. I know I&rsquom not doing the old pedal pusher any favours, but he&rsquos the reason for my hurry.