In turn, our Armenian hosts begin to suspect that the Indians foisted upon them may not be the real deal. As with the other former USSR republics, Hindi cinema is hugely popular in Armenia. Even the Indian ambassador tells us, &ldquoIt is Raj Kapoor and Nargis who put India on the international map.&rdquo On an evening walk through Yerevan we hear what sounds like a familiar Hindi film song, but sung with made up words street musicians with guitar and accordion, imitating the frolicking of a hero with exaggerated nods and expressions alternating rapidly between joy and coy. Our solicitous hosts provide us opportunities to dance, starting from the mid-afternoon welcome at the airport with a shot of brandy and a troupe of traditional musicians. But the iconic Indian dance film in Armenia is Disco Dancer&mdashwe&rsquore told every teenager can go &lsquoJimi Jimi Jimi&rsquo&mdashand no matter how spiritedly we shuffle about there&rsquos no matching a youthful Mithun. Finally, it&rsquos a journalist from Calcutta who upholds our national honour on the last dinner of the trip. Well fortified, he unleashes moves of such vigorous abandon that local diners will not let him rest, continually dragging him out for selfies and affectionate dance-offs.(For keen watchers of Indo-CIS relations, it bears mentioning that the USSR might have collapsed, but Mithun C is still going strong in the region, and even passing on the mantle, with his son Mimoh starring in Ishqedarriyaan, shot in neighbouring Georgia.)