When I told a friend in India that fine dining was on my list of things to do, she squawked, "In Ireland? But they're poor and only eat potatoes." She could be forgiven. In Ballydavid, Vincent and Síle, who run the wonderful Gorman's Clifftop House, recalled Ireland of the not-too-distant past no running water, no electricity, kids who went to school unshod and returned to slave on the farm. Almost like India but for the miserable weather and bogs, and "the squelch and slap/of soggy peat" (Seamus Heaney), Irish stew and potato famines, the IRA and "a nation of clodhoppers" (James Joyce). Until the 1970s, that is, when it cocked a snook and leapfrogged out of the British Isles into the European Union. Geography cooperated. "Ireland is the western-most country of Europe," someone told me. And describing the new economy someone else called it the "Celtic Tiger". Who could deny it Not me, ricocheting in an E-class Benz between boutique hotels, gourmet restaurants, golf courses and galleries.