If it hadn't been for a decade of reading Gerald Durrell, I may never have dated a man who was the companion of the Princess of Patparganj. The Princess, who was treated like royalty and had better manners than most of the nobility, was a young, comely pink piglet who had been rescued from a possibly fearsome fate in the bylanes of Delhi&rsquos Feroze Shah Kotla. The man in question had gone to the Kotla market to buy razais he and the Princess crossed paths, and it was love at first sight. Other gently nurtured women may have found his story odd, but I found nothing at all unusual in the fact that he came back sans razai and with the piglet I, you see, had read my Durrell.