In medieval times, klompen, or wooden clogs, were the footwear of choice among Dutch farmers, fishermen, and artisans. It&rsquos hard to visualize anyone traipsing around in them, but evidently they provided much comfort &mdash and served as a hardy insulation from sharp implements. Wooden clogs were even worn to dances, with the dancers setting up a rhythm by tapping the toes and heels on the floor. And in an earlier time, young Dutch men presented their fiancées with wooden shoes as an expression of endearment. For all its place in Dutch cultural history, though, the klompen today serve only as miniature souvenirs, at about &euro10 a pair. But they&rsquore so much a part of Dutch consciousness that they stomp into everyday idioms &lsquoTo feel something in your wooden shoes&rsquo means to feel something in your bones &lsquoMy wooden shoe broke&rsquo implies a failure to comprehend fully to &lsquoarrive at a feast with wooden shoes&rsquo is to tread into areas where you don&rsquot belong. This colourful pair was gifted to me by a friend as a reminder of a visit to Amsterdam perhaps it&rsquos just my imagination, but I suspect they break into a foot-stomping jig from time to time.